Friday, September 30, 2011

Are You Fine? We Can Help.

A short post today. The world is going to hell in a handbasket. If you agree, you can go now...

But if you are happy, content in your lot in life, looking forward to tomorrow, sure that the universe is unfolding as it should: there is definitely something amiss.

If you aren't angst-ridden by continuing reports, haven't heard all the warnings and haven't woken up lately in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, there is something wrong. If you are fine, you may have a problem.

We have assembled a team of experts in environmental, philosophical, scientific, medical, psychological and global issues that should have you developing a facial tic and eating your fingernails in no time.

Research shows there are simply too many people that are content with their lot in life, paying their bills, doing their jobs, raising their families and hoping that things turn out for the best.

If you are one of these poor, "fine" people – pull the handle. Sound the alarm. We can help.


  1. Yeah, I agreed with your second sentence, but read the whole thing anyway. Read your last few posts too. Still chuckling. Your posts tend to do that for me. Don't believe it about the follicly challenged. It's just a trend that bald guys have convinced others to follow, just like other trends of piercings and tatoos. Reminds me of an early job I had of airbrushing hair off of men for retail ads. When I asked why we were doing it, I was told that hair didn't sell. Really? Aren't men supposed to look grown up? Sorry, I'm rambling :)

  2. Linda, re: "Still chuckling." My mission is complete...