Sunday, September 29, 2013

Sorta Smart Mojo, Eh?

We all get sorta smart sometimes. When you get your sorta smart mojo going on, here are examples of things you might have thought about:
1) Drinking straws are not made of straw because if they were that would be way too literal
2) If curiosity kills the cat, you have to wonder what it was that got it so worked up
3) Autobiographies and autographs should generate themselves without asking
4) If pizzas had handles they wouldn't need boxes
5) Evidently “nothing that ketchup won't fix” is not an acceptable compliment the first time she cooks dinner
6) If your pillow is oddly furry you might have been sleeping on the cat
7) When your toilet doesn't flush, it doesn't mean it wants to keep it
8) Cell phones should really be microscopic in size
9) A site for “often confused English words” should not contain words that are only bewildered
10) Always finish your

4 comments:

  1. I've never thought about it before, but "straw" must've been so named because somebody actually used straw to drink something. I feel like I accidently learned something today. Thanks :)

    Happy birthday this week Rand!

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  2. Didn't they use straws to breath air through as they camouflaged themselves in rivers?

    I usually sorta get my smart mojo going on when I click on a link in a blog, that brings me to be curious about something else that I look up, that makes me read an article, that I link to something my husband has said, so we have a conversation about that, and by the time I'm done... I'm like Linda and I've accidentally learned some stuff.

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    1. I believe that was reeds, but you were close... lol.

      Funny what curiosity does, ain't it?

      Thanks for your comments Lynn Marie! Made my day!

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