Never muck with the laws of science and logic. The thought itself is preposterous. Ludicrous. Rubbish. Dangerous even.
Laws are there to protect us. Messing with them is a slippery slope. Who knows where it might lead?
Why, complete havoc might ensue. Officials will be called and nice men in white coats will visit. Things could get awkward.
Folks will be expected to think
twice before passing wind while sitting in an innocent chair, or
a kumquat onto the cold, hard ground.
Good. So we're agreed. And thus ends our brief safari into irrational thought. Next week, more sane expeditions. Perhaps we'll talk politics, or religion. In the meantime, perhaps the nurse will come by and give us all sponge baths...