A Chicken Joke That Would Amuse Even A Scottish Chicken?

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden.

He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his testicles, howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." At, this, the Scotsman said, "Aye Lad, maybe you should just keep the wee egg."

The Carrot? The Stick?

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Poster heArt

Roughs from a series of posters for this year's United Way campus campaign. When printing digital, it costs no more to output a variety of images to reduce eye fatigue... Here, a concept poster with two additional images...

Directions For Gathering Support

A recent presentation posing three different directions for "look and feel" branding for a capital campaign for a local hospital, based on gathering funding for three areas: 1) a new mental health facility that will also focus on 'whole health', 2) new surgical facilities and 3) new directions in research. Each concept was presented with a sample rough application – in this case an ad – to show the campaign brand in combination with type and photos... if you're into reading the small type, it's all from the client brief and for position only.... your preferences and comments are welcome!

Evoking Thoughts Without Words...

"Sandpipers Migration, N.B."

Successful storytelling and the effective capture of moments is a lifelong quest; a talent honed over a lifetime and normally framed by the clever use of words. But, as every writer knows, the most difficult task is to tell a story and evoke a response without the use of any words at all... this is the world of the visual artist.

Noted photojournalist (and much loved brother) Rod MacIvor, celebrates both his retirement and his love of the visual arts with a show of his recent works entitled "Definitely Not Photo Journalism" opening September 12th at 2pm and continuing until October 10th, 2010. If you are in the area it's at Victorian Woolen Mill, Philip K. Wood Gallery, Almonte, Ontario. Feel free to drop in and see the show.

"Girl in Straw Hat, Florida"

Wednesday Playtime

The Figurative Backbone

The backbone is a wonderful thing. After all, most if not all of about 58,000 identified species of vertebrates physically have one.

But one species, humans, felt the need to add another deeper meaning to the word. Humans do that. It's one of the benefits of having language and boring others with seemingly intelligent perspectives (like this one).

For instance, we term women as the backbone of society, refer to soldiers as the backbone of independence, information architecture as the backbone of SEO and usability, a talented quarterback as the backbone of his team and, just recently, DNA as the possible backbone of next-generation logic chips. According to Carl Sagan, the Kung Bushmen of the Kalahari desert in Botswana call the Milky Way (which is directly overhead there) the "Backbone of Night", thinking it holds the sky up.

It is when we turn our attention to the personal application of the term that things get messy. Some would say not having a figurative backbone is a crime. Others are fine with the concept.

After all, it is easier to agree with others in order to get along. To play nicely with the other kids in the sandbox. To avoid confrontation because those awkward, messy, emotionally-filled disagreements. To appear mindless and inconsequential in order to avoid having to make tough decisions with possibly dire consequences. It just makes life simpler. And I won't judge others for being easy to get along with. They have their own reasons.

It is possible though that the concept of a figurative backbone allows one to calmly stand up for oneself. To speak out when an injustice is witnessed. To listen not only to what people are saying but how they're saying it. To reach out and help others, selflessly, without judgement.

Plus, adopting one is a great way of keeping one's head out of one's butt. That can't be an entirely bad thing...

Our New Website

Long in the works, this new service site for McMaster University features recent work and allows for many online functions. Clients can order custom stationery, book photography and videoconferencing services and submit queries for cost estimates.

As an example of variable data functionality: faculty and staff can now go to the business card page, pick an appropriate secondary logo (if required), fill in the fields of the online form, (see their information appear in the card to the right as they type), proof, approve, submit client information and place the order online. A confirmation email is sent to the client complete with job number and a print-ready PDF file is automatically sent to our print department. Done.

The site is meant to simplify processes via the use of variable data and database technology. Kudos to senior designer Simon Oakley who lived and breathed this project.

Floating Cow, With Dice

Long Weekend Meter...

Chocolate's Lion's Share

It's certainly no news to us that people crave chocolate more than any other food.

Chocolate, made from the seeds of the Theobrama cacao tree, was known to the ancient Greeks as 'food of the gods'. The Aztecs reserved its consumption for priests, warriors and nobility and a beverage made from the seeds, called chocolatl, was a sacred concoction that was associated with fertility and wisdom. It was also thought to have stimulating and restorative values...

First introduced to Europe in 1528, it was not until 1876 that milk, cocoa powder and cocoa butter were mixed together to form what we now know as chocolate.

But who owns the lion's share of cravings in the world today?

The latest research I've found shows that 16 of the top 20 consuming counties are European. Switzerland leads in chocolate consumption at more than 22 pounds per person each year, followed by Austria at 20 pounds and Ireland at 19.5 pounds. America is estimated at a measly 11.7 pounds per person. Still, in 2001 Americans consumed 3 billion pounds of chocolate, which totaled $13.1 Billion in sales. 66% of chocolate is consumed between meals and it's been voted North America's favorite flavor by 52% of adults surveyed.

Most researchers believe chocolate's sensory qualities, chemicals, cultural values, social values and hormonal influences all play a role in chocolate cravings. It is the complete chocolate bar that people crave. Not one single chemical or quality can be soley responsible for satisfying a chocolate craving.

Whatever the reason, we all know it's definitely not advisable to get too close to a person's chocolate stash...

Retiring But Leaving Behind...

A rough illustration for an email retirement celebration announcement. The lady in question is a global traveler who has adopted animals from all over the world, from elephants in Africa to pandas in China... to strays at home. So when she retires at the end of the month, she takes with her an entourage... and leaves behind a plethora of examples of how to put your money where your heart is...

Temptation...

(Cue evil laugh: Bwah-ha-ha).

Push or don't push?

Queen Playtime

One of the differences Canadians have with our southern neighbors is our attachment to the Monarchy.

Some would argue that the royal link is outdated, irrelevant and should be rewritten. Others would claim that tradition and history has it's own special value, if not allure.

But whatever our positions, there is no mistaking the regal beauty of our Queen.

Anyway, the Queen is on Canadian soil until sometime after the weekend. I cut the grass, just in case she decides to drop by...

Sunday Playtime II

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Giving a Brand Life

Above, some recent rough "look and feel" directions for a newly revitalized department. Capturing the spirit and energy behind an initiative can often be achieved in a minimalistic way by using simple and dynamic imagery. Combined with a push to a web site or a call to find out more, the results can be more effective than a word-filled layout.

This department incorporates services to students orienting them to the university, helping them gain experience while they're here and aiding them to attain career goals when they graduate.

"Teasers", like these explorations, can arouse curiosity and interest, and can be added to for other applications across media.

Conference Announcement Video

Traditionally, right at the end of a conference, the torch is passed on. The new hosts stand to announce next year's location, introduce the theme and begin to build excitement.

(Background) CANHEIT – Canadian Higher Education Information Technology – is an association of college and university IT professionals. Next year's conference is in the city of Hamilton... at McMaster University.

Here, a quick three week scramble produced this video including new branding and an introduction to the venue. Hopefully, it will serve its purpose well!

Thanks to the McMaster Office of Public Relations for supplying the still shots, MJM productions for the audio voice over and Inspired One for film work and editing.

I tried putting the video on this post, but it was slow, pooped out and looked crappy. You can find the HD version here:
http://www.vimeo.com/12407306

Love to hear your thoughts...

Speaking of Creative Briefs...

...creative freedom is one thing, but it's best not to leave room for misinterpretation... lol. Walk? Wok?... :o)

Variable Data Innovation

A pilot project exploring the possibilities of customized publications, by email or by print, via data collected either by database or by on line information gathering. This site, developed with the expertise of designer extraordinaire, Simon Oakley, gives one demo of what is possible. ROI on this customized database publishing opportunity rises from a traditional 3 - 4% to a possibility of 12 - 15%. We've come a long way since landfill quality direct mail.... for the full demo site please visit http://media.mcmaster.ca/variable/

A New Look at Care for Seniors

A recent initiative for the HHS regarding senior care, chose the pearl as an appropriate symbol: recognizing each pearl is ‘one of a kind’ and one that becomes more beautiful and iridescent as it develops. This approach paved way to allow the introduction of strong character-orientated messaging.

Please Stay Tuned...

In our childhood pajamas we would sit in front of the television test screen, hands in chins, waiting patiently for the channel to return.

For the past week Rand's Place has been uncharacteristically quiet. I've been the one watching the test screen, living through a minor illness by prescription, sleeping and small sips of cold water... waiting for life to return to normal and programming to resume.

See you all soon!

Ladybug

Ladybugs, or ladybirds, have long been the favorites of children.

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home
Your house is on fire and your children are gone
All except one, and that's Little Anne
For she has crept under the warming pan.

In parts of Northern Europe, tradition says when children capture a ladybug, make a wish, and then "blow it away" back home to make the wish come true.

In Italy, it is said by some that if a ladybird flies into a bedroom, it is considered good luck.

In central Europe, a ladybird crawling across a girl's hand is thought to mean she will get married within the year.

In Russia, a popular children's rhyme exists with a call to fly to the sky and bring back bread.

Similarly, in Denmark a ladybird, called a Mary's hen, is asked by children to fly to 'our lord in heaven and ask for fairer weather in the morning'.

In Turkey, ladybirds are called luck bug. When a ladybird lands on children, they wish something and sing "Fly fly my bug, your mother will buy you slippers and shoes".

In France, ladybirds are considered to be bringers of good weather.

May you all have good luck today, wherever you are. Times six.

The Look and Feel of Event Graphics - Update

Bottom two images: Options for a logo/event graphic for a yearly conference (IT providers in a higher education environment). Even honoring a historic maple leaf shape and name, the task of updating an event graphic from year to year often comes down to typography, effects, color - all affecting look and feel in different ways. Here, two options demonstrate the various "feels" that can be achieved.

Top image: some tweaking of the font and addition of a tag line, or theme. We're getting closer!!!

Friendly Patient Education

A project in development. Thoughtful communications are important for all sorts of different reasons and often the most valuable is found at a one-to-one level. Information between docs and young patients are helped explained with visual aids. Here, a demonstration of the process involved in the successful, healthy intake of food through the stages of providing sustenance to muscles, and one where lifestyle, diet or other medical issues may interfere with the process...