This morning I got up to look for a hiding cat, bumped my face on the corner of the television while looking behind it, jerked up to hit my head on the wall-mounted speaker, stubbed my toe on the fireplace, hopped back to land my other foot on a plastic cat toy ball with a cute little bell inside, reached out to steady myself on the coffee table and spilled my orange juice, which lent a nice sheen to my cell phone. I careened into the kitchen to get some paper towels and the paper towel rack fell off the wall, which startled me and made me step back and stumble over the cat, who had been under my feet but was now stuck to my leg with thousands of tiny, embedded claws. Which, of course, caused me to end up in the kitty litter (that I had yet to clean today).
I offer this to let you know you're not the only person in the world that sometimes ends up victim to this cause and effect thing and does stupidhead stuff.
These made me feel better. (various sources)
Couple Caught Having Hot, Naked Sex Behind Hot Dog Stand
Calif. ex-teachers plead guilty to sex with teen student for MONTHS and only face PROBATION
Ben & Jerry's sues over porn copycats
Facebook pix spat sparks Philadelphia plane bomb hoax
Be safe out there... and clean the kitty litter. You may need it one day.