Wednesday, March 9, 2011
"Mountain Mazda, Service Department."
"Hello, my name is MacIvor. I'd like to arrange to have my Mazda3 in for the recall."
"Yes sir, when would you like to bring it in?"
(SQUAWK, SQUAWK, CHIRP, CHIRP TWE-E-E-ET!)
"Excuse me for a second..."
"...I just have to go kill a budgie."
(ACH, ACH, CHICH, TWEET!)
"Excuse me, did you say you have to go kill a budgie?"
"It's okay, it won't die. Believe me, I've tried."
"Haha! That's hilarious!"
"Can I bring the car in on Saturday?"
"See you then. Bring a book. It'll take three and a half hours."
"Okay. I'll be there. Would you like a budgie?"
Posted by Rand MacIvor at 9:44 PM